2 Tips to Getting a flat stomach:
1. Get normal female hands to replace your male construction worker hands
2. Ah fuck the whole thing, just hire a Puerto Rican smokeshow who is much skinnier and much tanner than you to impersonate you whenever you need to go out in public.
The real key though is getting motivated to get the aformentions Hand Transplant and PRSS Transplant.
Any time your belly button flattens out to a sideways ellipse, rather than the round hole, you better hit the gym.
Unless you’re a dude. Everyone knows dudes are allowed to get fat.
For Sure NOT Sideways Belly Button
~ Shout out to the SCUBA Seelz for the pic