READING, Ohio – A curvaceous, scantily clad mannequin can keep her spot outside a Cincinnati area barbecue joint, but local officials want her to cover up a bit.

The life-size figure stands as a busty beacon outside a restaurant in suburban Reading (REH’-ding) owned by Kenny Tessel. He told zoning officials at a hearing Wednesday night that the advertising gimmick has boosted business 40 percent.

The 5-foot-10 mannequin is on the street wearing a bikini top and tight short-shorts, though Tessel brought her to the hearing draped in a long, sleeveless gray T-shirt.

The board said Tessel may continue to use the figure only if it’s dressed more modestly in front of the restaurant, too

Yo, hear me out.

Sometimes, mannequins are SMOKESHOWS.

Like check out the butts on these Plastic Half-Bitches:

For Sure Sexy Mannequins

FS!  That’s why you gotta love the ghetto stores that sell Rocawear and Sean John and shit, cuz they put these big booty mannequins out to draw in their clientele.

For Sure Asian Loves Vicky

See this little Asian fucker knows whats up.  He knows he’ll probably never hook up with a chick even half as hot as these fake ones.  He probably went home and made a video game about having sex with plastic broads after this.

For Sure Mannequins

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