Roger Clemens, perennial dickhead and delusional liar, was on Mike and Mike in the morning spewing more bullshit about his non-steroid use.

After all the generic bullshit, he said it would be suicide for him to put these drugs in his body because his family has a history of heart problems, and that his STEP-father had a heart attack.

Now, maybe I’m misremembering, but I’m pretty sure your step dad’s genetics have just about nothing to do with your dumpy ass, Roger.

The thing about Roger is that he’s just like FSN’s Cradle Robber.  He’s not actually lying cuz he genuinely believes everything coming out of his mouth.

Remember, Nation – It’s not a lie, if you believe it.



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