FORT WAYNE, Ind. (May 13) – Officials say a suspected drug dealer who led police on a 90 mph chase in Indiana was arrested after he stopped suddenly at a Taco Bell parking lot.

Fort Wayne police Sgt. Mark Walters says 36-year-old Jermaine Askia Cooper told officers he “knew he was going to jail for a while” and wanted to get one last burrito.

Gotta love this rationale.

“Well, I’m completely fucked, so I might as well Step Outside The Bun one last time.”
For Sure Step Outside the Bun

~ Shout out to GP for the link

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