FORT WAYNE, Ind. (May 13) – Officials say a suspected drug dealer who led police on a 90 mph chase in Indiana was arrested after he stopped suddenly at a Taco Bell parking lot.
Fort Wayne police Sgt. Mark Walters says 36-year-old Jermaine Askia Cooper told officers he “knew he was going to jail for a while” and wanted to get one last burrito.
Gotta love this rationale.
“Well, I’m completely fucked, so I might as well Step Outside The Bun one last time.”
For Sure Step Outside the Bun
~ Shout out to GP for the link