All I keep hearing from people and interviews is “Can you believe Jon cheated on Kate?”
Now, I don’t watch this “Jon & Kate Plus Eight,” but you better F’n believe Jon cheated on Kate.
You know when the last time Jon had sex was?
SOMETIME BEFORE HIS WIFE POPPED OUT 8 OTHER HUMANS.
When you have 8 fuckin kids, your marriage is over. As is your life. Plain and simple. You’re goal is no longer to love and cherish and care for each other – Your sole purpose in life after being cursed with the terrible terrible fate of twins and sextuplets is to make sure those 8 little fuckers don’t die. That’s it.
There should be a little asterisk in the wedding vows “…till Death do you part *
and then at the bottom of the page:
* Or you poor MFers have 8 kids. In that case, you’re both off the hook and basically have a free pass to do whatever you want to make sure you don’t KY.
It would be like an Opt Out Clause in your nuptials.
For Sure Opt Out
Update: Now the latest talk is that there is a sex tape with this Jon cat and his mistress
Two things about this:
1) Like I said, the Opt Out Clause lets you do whatever necessary to maintain sanity while raising 8 Children. So, Jon, you wanna film yourself getting down or take pictures of yourself like Cassie and Rhianna? Have at it, brotha.
2) I really need to spice up my life if people like this Jon and Kate couple are involved in sex tape shit.