AN Indian man who fathered seven daughters has not washed for 35 years in an apparent attempt to ensure his next child is a boy, newspapers report.

Kailash “Kalau” Singh replaces bathing and brushing his teeth with a “fire bath” every evening when he stands on one leg beside a bonfire, smokes marijuana and says prayers to Lord Shiva, according to the Hindustan Times.

“It’s just like using water to take a bath,” Kalau was reported as saying. “A fire bath helps kill germs and infection in the body.”

Kalau, 63, from a village outside the holy city of Varanasi, outraged his family by refusing to take a ritual dip in the river Ganges even after his brother died five years ago.

“I still don’t remember how it all began,” he said in Saturday’s edition of the paper. “I just know it started about 35 years ago.”

Now THIS is fucking commitment.  Do you realize just HOW badly guys don’t wanna have daughters?  This guy had SEVEN and was like “Well, I’ve tried everything else out there, might as well not shower for three and a half decades and hope that no more broads come rolling out.”

I’ll climb insider a bear cage swarmed with bees covered in honey smoking weed and standing on my head if means I won’t have a girl.

Also, call me sheltered, uncultured, stupid, but what the FUCK is a fire bath and how can it even be remotely the same as a normal bath?  Last time I check fire and water were basically polar opposites.

For Sure NOT Not Wash For 35 Years.

OHHHH shittt the FSN-NWF35Y

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