Taking a shit in a public bathroom, 12 times out of 10, is a fucking NIGHTMARE.

Its like you’re in a Hot Zone for dysentery, cholera, and all the other shit that can kill you on the Oregon Trail.

But, when you gotta Get Over Water, you gotta Get Over Water. FSGOW.

Oddly, my circle of friends has a plethora of GOW stories.  My one friend took a shit in a Port-O-Potty on the Jersey Side of the George Washington Bridge in the middle of a Cross Country run.  Another had his pants around his ankles in a despicable NYC McDonald’s when a homeless Mexican walked in on him.  Some chick I knew from like fifth grade even took a shit in the corner of a Soccer Post.

Just disgusting stuff, if you ask me.  Anyway, where is this repugnant rant going?

The difficulty of finding a clean public toilet is one of those things that everyone stresses over and nobody talks about. We’ve compiled a list of the best public restrooms in America to help you on your quest including this pre-stall installation beauty at the John Michael Kohler Arts Center.

Because it is such a disgusting process, finding a clean and enjoyable one is such a luxury.

The only one possible for me to visit is the one in Bryant Park:

This stand alone structure sits just behind the iconic New York City Public Library in Bryant Park — a park that used to be the kind of place most New Yorkers wouldn’t go near after dark.

Today, the park is well kept as is the restroom. Two attendants stand at the entrance where fresh flowers greet you just before you turn into either the men’s or women’s bathrooms.

For Sure Fresh Flowers.

Number 8 on the list, and pictured above, is the miX Lounge at Mandalay Bay in Vegas.  Get Over Water while overlooking the pools.

FSGOW

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