LOS ANGELES – A source close to Manny Ramirez(notes) said Thursday that the illegal substance for which the Los Angeles Dodgers slugger tested positive was not “an agent customarily used for performance enhancing.”
People have been saying how can you test positive for a banned substance and ruin your baseball legacy when you can take HGH and never get caught?
Well, folks, sometimes your legacy off the field is just as important.
I mean, what good is being the best right handed hitter of a generation if you can’t cluck with all the groupies that come with it?
Remember when he said “Gas is up and so am I!”? Maybe something was just lost in translation.
He was just trying to make sure Mini Manny was going deep too.
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