Comte Mede de Sivrac, some French Surrender Monkey, is believed to have invented the bicycle. This is what he came up with. Looks pretty normal. No peddles, doesn’t look like it has handlebars, but certainly on the right track.
You know who is an asshole? The dude who turned it into this:
Why in the FUCK would anyone ever redesign that shit too look like this?? How do you even GET ON this thing?
Shockingly, nobody can pinpoint exactly who designed the Penny Farthing bike, cuz nobody wants to take credit for this pointless piece of shit.
For Sure NOT Old Tyme Penny Farthing