In the southern Chinese province of Hainan on Saturday Mr. Chan, the action star, told a group of business leaders, “I’m not sure if it’s good to have freedom or not,” The Associated Press reported. He also said: “I’m gradually beginning to feel that we Chinese need to be controlled. If we’re not being controlled, we’ll just do what we want.”

Let the history books read that Jackie Chan was the only one smart enough to realize that the Legion of Doom that is the Chinese Population needed to be controlled.

Well, Jackie the Chinese Emperor Samurai must have heard your request.  Ask and ye shall receive.

In the hopes of raising tax revenue and boosting the regional economy, the Hubei Province told civil servants, including teachers, to smoke nearly a quarter of a million packs of the local brands every year.

Only f’n China could demand that a local county smoke 5 MILLION Cancer sticks a year.



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