After they got into a dispute over a beer-pong game, Joseph Jiminez, 24, and Scott Riley, 25, met in a Bridgeport alleyway and Riley made a dare, investigators said.

“Shoot me, shoot me,” Riley said to Jiminez and a companion. “You guys ain’t got the … “

Jiminez accepted the challenge, police said, and today he is being held without bail at the Montgomery County Correctional Facility on murder and related charges pending a hearing a week from now.

Jiminez told police that just before the shooting, he left the house through the front door while Riley and a companion went out the back. They met in the alley.

That’s when Riley issued his challange. Jiminez then took out a silver Taurus .40 caliber handgun, shot him in the neck and fled. He then dumped the gun into a trash can, police said.

Boy, that guy Scott really got murdered in Beer Pong, huh?  I bet he didn’t even hit a shot. I wonder if Jiminez hit the Death Cup

Get it? Get it?  Somebody give me the fucking Pulitzer right now.

Yo sometimes in a court of law, they can just drop the word “accused” and skip the whole due process thing.  Trust me, that dude did it.

And my heart goes out to Scott Riley’s family, but what the FUCK are you doing daring a guy who looks like THAT to shoot you?

I’m pretty sure that dude would shoot his own grandmother if she fucked with his Beer Pong game.

Challenge Joseph Jiminez To Shoot You In the Neck?

For Sure NOT.

~ Shout out to the Big Penetration Diagram for the link

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