FSN Rookie of the Year

Rookie of the Year – Alicia Silverstone – The Crush – 1993

Most chicks know Ms. Silverstone (yea that’s right I’m using honorifics now like I’m the Wall Street Journal, bitches.  Next thing you know all smokeshow pictures will be pencil sketches.) as Cher from Clueless.

FS Cher

But before that, she was playing Adrienne Forrester in The Crush, a FOURTEEN year old babysitter stalker who was trying to fuck Jerry from Liar Liar.  So, thats hot.  I guess.

As a 24 year old male though, growing into my sexual prowess in the mid 90s, Alicia makes me think of one thing and one thing only:

Aerosmith Videos.

Cryin’ was maybe her finest performance in front of the camera.  She played the Scorned Lover Getting Tattoos On Her Tits, Getting Her Belly Button Pierced and Bungee Jumping With ROPE.

For Sure Tattoo
For Sure Belly Button
For Sure NOT Fake Suicide with Rope

And for all the skeptics she followed up this sensational Rookie performance with a solid Sophomore effort, when Aerosmith basically made the same song for a second time, Crazy.

This time Alicia starred as the Free Spirit Exploring Her Bi-Curious Urges, alongside co-star Liv Tyler.

FS Lez
For Sure Strippers

By the way, how about Steven Tyler’s crazy ass?  The director came to him and was like “Ok Steven, here is my vision – We’re going to have two chicks slut it up, take of their clothes, strip on stage and hint at insane amounts of bi-sexual tension between every other girl and guy in the video.”

Steven was like I know just the girl for the job!  Liv, come here honey!  Crazy motherfucker.

Anyway, Alicia Silverstone is an Ironclad Smokeshow in my book.  She could have grown up to be a fat gross leper missing limbs and I’d still view her as the Smokeshow From Cryin’. Luckily, she didn’t grow up like that at all:

FS AS SS
FS
For Sure Peta Ad

For Sure Ms. Silverstone

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