By now Club Trillion is a pretty well known sports blog from Ohio State Senior Guard Mark Titus.
Titus had a career filled with garbage time appearances. He joked that his stat line would read that he played 1 Minute, and the rest of the cateogires would all be zeroes: 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 – thus, Club Trillion. Its a pretty big deal and the dude gets about half as many visitors as I do. And by half I mean about a trillion more. Get it? Double meaning with the Trillion.
Anyway, Mark declared for the NBA Draft recently, and basically David Stern said “FSN.”
The NBA has apparently told Titus that he needs to remove his name from the Draft because he is making a mockey of the process.
Hey David, when your league is filled with the likes of the gun toting Stephen Jackson, the heroin addict Chris Anderson, the spectator brawling Ron Artest, and more illegitmate kids than you can shake a stick at (whatever the fuck THAT means) I’m pretty sure letting a dude with a cleverly written blog isn’t going to decimate the NBA’s image.
Luckily for me, the Professional Jai Alai Players Association welcomes bloggers with open arms. I’m expected to be a top 5 pick in this year’s PJAPA draft:
How sick would that be if by day I was a Microsoft Excel Monkey, by afternoon an Internet Smut Peddler, and by night a Professional Jai Alai Star? FSPJAPA.
Not let Mark Titus enter the NBA Draft because he has a successful blog?
For Sure NOT.
~ Shout out to Metz for the link