You wanna know how I know I’m a puppet on the strings of the corporate Puppet Master?
An email circulated around my office today from our employer regarding the Swine Flu.
The NUMBER ONE precaution to take in order to “keep yourself healthy” was:
1. “Take your laptop home with you ever night so you will be able to work from home in the event the situation changes”
This was followed by advice on what to do if your family member is sick and how its important to update emergency contact info.
For Sure NOT Work From Home During Pandemic.
Fuck my life.