Would anyone ever actually stalk THIS woman?

FOR SURE NOT.

Closing arguments will begin Thursday in the trial of a Georgia man accused of stalking supermodel-turned-TV host Tyra Banks.

If I’m the defense attorney in this case my closing argument goes a little something like this:

Ladies and Gentleman of the jury are you a bunch of fucking dicks?  Have you seen the Tyra Banks show?  Why would my client spend an obsessive amount of time with this fat annoying broad?  The Defense rests.

For Sure NOT Guilty.

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: