Bitch Tits.

The Most Talented Baseball Player ever has been reduced to the name “Bitch Tits.”

If anyone ever called Michael Jordan Bitch Tits, they would be murdered on the spot.

So now the latest is that Arod has probably been doing steriods for the past 12 years, dating back to his High School days in 1997.

In 1997 gas was a quarter, a loaf of bread was a dime, and you and a date could go see a talkie at the theaters for a nickel.  And Arod was ALREADY doing the juice then.

Other Allegations in Selena “I ruin Duke Lacrosse Players’ Lives” Roberts includes:

• A-Rod “pitch tipped” when he played for the Rangers by letting opponents at the plate know which pitch was coming in lopsided games. A-Rod expected players he helped would reciprocate when he was having an off night and needed to get his batting average up.

• A-Rod’s off-the-field antics including his poker habit; his divorce from his wife, Cynthia, his relationship with Madonna and his other affairs are detailed.

• A-Rod was hated at Hooters, where he tipped the minimum 15 percent.

• A-Rod eats children for breakfast lunch and dinner

• A-Rod is actually the cause of the Swine Flu

• A-Rod wears brown shoes with black belts, and DOESN’T think anything is wrong!

For all you Conspiracy Theorists out there who think A-Rod’s injury is an elaborate super secret 50 game suspension like when MJ “retired” becuase of a gambling suspension:

1) Here are pictures of Tupac….ALIVE!

2) The 51st game of the season for the Yankees is May 31st.  He’s slated to come back on the 15th.  Perhaps a two week set back will be perpetrated by Bud Selig and his gang of Flying Monkeys!

Fuck A Rod, can we go back to talking about Pirates?

FSN A Rod, FS Pirates

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