An 800 pound grizzly bear named Brutus served as best man in naturalist Casey Anderson’s 2008 wedding to actress Missi Pyle. But this was not a stunt for pun’s sake; Anderson calls Brutus his best friend, even telling Good Morning America, “He gives me unconditional love.”
You think thats weird? You shoulda seen the rest of the wedding party:
Brutus’ cousins, Yogi and Smokey, were Groomsman. When Brutus asked “what other bear do you know that could pull off being a human best man?” Cousin Smokey Responded “Only you.”
Yogi brought a lovely pic-a-nic basket, cuz naturally he’s smarter than your average bear.
Brutus’ father, Papa Bear, was unable to attend the wedding. Busy going through a messy divorce with Mama Bear, because she was Too Fat.” However, his new girlfriend Goldilocks, who Papa Bear describes as “Just Right,” was the Maid of Honor.
It was a momentous day for Fictional Bear of all kinds as Brutus became the firs…
OH FUCK THIS WHO THE SHIT HAS BEARS AT THEIR THANKSGIVING DINNERS???
For Sure NOT Bear As Your Best Man
~ Shout out to GP for the link