The FSN D.O.D has Elevated the Swine Flu Threat Level today upon finding posters like these in New York City Office buildings:
Well, I can’t fake wash my hands and just run the water anymore. Now the guy next to me can give a disapproving scowl, look back towards this poster, and then back down at me from way up on his Clean Hands High Horse.
Any time your employer is putting up posters that highlight WATER and SOAP, and explaining to use PAPER TOWELS to dry off, I’d say the threat of a Swine Flu Pandemic is real, but nothing to crazy.
We’re Mildly Screwed.