CAIRO (AP) — Egypt began slaughtering the roughly 300,000 pigs in the country Wednesday as a precaution against swine flu even though no cases have been reported here, infuriating farmers who blocked streets and stoned vehicles of Health Ministry workers who came to carry out the government’s order.

First, we were Mildly Screwed.  Then We Might Have Been Fucked.

Now we all need to preemptively kill ourselves, cuz resistence against Swine Flu is futile.

There are NO cases of Swine Flu in Egypt and not a SINGLE case of the disease actually traveling from pigs to humans.

So, it makes perfect sense that Egypt is going to slaughter scores of pigs.

For Sure NOT.

Its time we have a field trip to the FSKY Jungle to avoid the horrendous anarchy being brought about Swine Flu



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