Rookie of the Year – Scarlett Johansson – Home Alone 3 – 1997
Scarlett Johansson is one of those chicks who I’m not totally impressed with when I look at pictures of her online like an internet pervert.
I mean, for every sexually suggestive photo of her and an exploding champagne bottle:
There’s a photo of her with a cat mullet:
And one of her as a dddddumpy broad with what looks like those fake red wax lips:
I mean seriously, how the F are these two girls the same person:
Oh, yea. Plastic surgery. Thats how.
I also think Scar Jo is a prime example of taking a hit by the Ugly Friend Factor. Putting her in the class of the Jessica Alba’s and Jessica Biel’s of the world gives her a negative UFF and puts her at like a 7.
But ALL that bullshit being said, I get the distinct feeling Scar Jo is one of those chicks when you you see her in real life she gives you a massive erection that you’ll have to blame on an optical illusion from the Pants Store.
I think it has something to do with when she keeps her hair and face quiet, and lets her BOMBS do the talking.
~ Shout out to Kev for the ROY. Got a Rookie of the Year you’d like to see on FSN? Email submisstions to firstname.lastname@example.org