FSN Rookie of the Year

Rookie of the Year – Scarlett Johansson – Home Alone 3 – 1997

Scarlett Johansson is one of those chicks who I’m not totally impressed with when I look at pictures of her online like an internet pervert.

I mean, for every sexually suggestive photo of her and an exploding champagne bottle:

For Sure Subliminal Message

There’s a photo of her with a cat mullet:

FSN Scar Jo

And one of her as a dddddumpy broad with what looks like those fake red wax lips:

FSNSS

I mean seriously, how the F are these two girls the same person:

For Sure NOT the same girl

Oh, yea. Plastic surgery.  Thats how.

I also think Scar Jo is a prime example of taking a hit by the Ugly Friend Factor. Putting her in the class of the Jessica Alba’s and Jessica Biel’s of the world gives her a negative UFF and puts her at like a 7.

But ALL that bullshit being said, I get the distinct feeling Scar Jo is one of those chicks when you you see her in real life she gives you a massive erection that you’ll have to blame on an optical illusion from the Pants Store.

FSSJ

I think it has something to do with when she keeps her hair and face quiet, and lets her BOMBS do the talking.

FS Bombs

~ Shout out to Kev for the ROY.  Got a Rookie of the Year you’d like to see on FSN?  Email submisstions to 4surenot@gmail.com

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