Ready to kill yourself? Get ready. Load the gun, make sure the safety is off, and put the barrel to your temple:
Sure, this is considered about a two-thirds pay cut for a lot of these top dog lawyers. But, everybody knows you need to take any sum of money and multiply it by 5 if it’s free money. So this offer for 80 G’s will probably feel like $400,000. Its mathematically proven. Trust me.
My favorite part of this suicide-inducing artcile:
As of Friday, about 125 associates had expressed interest. “I think it’s fair to say that the numbers are in excess of our expectations,” Mr. Mallow said.
Yea, I feel for your Mr. Mallow. Sorry your financial forecast didn’t anticipate people loving free wealth. Dick.
Insert some sort of For Sure/For Sure NOT joke here I’m too busy tying a noose at my desk