FSN Rookie of the Year

Rookie of the Year – Charisma Carpenter – Buffy the Vampire Slayer – 1997

This might be one of the most underrated chicks of all time.  She’s like the Shane Battier of hot chicks.  I mean, her resume isn’t all that impressive:  She made an early smokeshow appearance on Baywatch:

For Sure Baywatch

And then Buffy the Vampire Slayer picked her up.  That’s it.

Of course she was overshadowed by Sarah Michelle Gellar playing the role of Buffy.  Sarah Michelle Gellar played the Tracy McGrady to Charisma Carpenter’s Battier.  She had the star role, she had the fancy Hollywood boyfriend, and then her brother-fucker role in Cruel Intentions put her over the top.  For Sure Brother Fucker.

She got so much publicity and so much more exposure on the Hollywood scene, it was like she was taking 35 shots a game.  Sure, she could put up 30 on any given night, i.e:

FS Buffy

But really when you take a look at her final stat line, she’s only shooting like 30% from the field, i.e.:

FSN Buffy

Meanwhile, Charisma Carpenter was coming off the bench every night just KILLLING it for every Smokeshow Fantasy owner out there.  Her Smokeshow Efficiency Rating was OFF THE CHARTS.

FS Cordelia
For Sure Charisma

FFFFFFFFFFF SSSSSSSSSSSS.

So when it’s all said and done, Cordelia From Buffy won’t be remembered because of her SS MVP Awards or Championship Rings.  She never inked the max contract that her teammate Buffy did with Freddie Prinze Junior.  But you know what?  Any legit Smokeshow GM out there knew her true value (i.e. masturbated to her rather than Sarah Michelle Gellar) and, at the end of the day, thats gotta be worth something.

For Sure Charisma Carpenter.

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