Happy Birthday Jesus! Happy Dying Anniversary Jesus! Sorry you had to die for our sins and all that shit. Good lookin out though. I woulda been like “FSN Dad, I am NOT getting nailed to a MFing cross so these dumpsters can go to heaven. Heaven’s not even that good. I been there before and it’s really not all its cracked up to be. I am FS gonna stay here and keep banging Mary Magdalen.”
Can’t believe I’m stuck at work and can’t
celebrate Good Friday mourn the death of the Lord and Savior.