Happy Birthday Jesus! Happy Dying Anniversary Jesus!  Sorry you had to die for our sins and all that shit.  Good lookin out though.  I woulda been like “FSN Dad, I am NOT getting nailed to a MFing cross so these dumpsters can go to heaven.  Heaven’s not even that good.  I been there before and it’s really not all its cracked up to be.  I am FS gonna stay here and keep banging Mary Magdalen.”

Can’t believe I’m stuck at work and can’t celebrate Good Friday mourn the death of the Lord and Savior.



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