So I found this haggardly old broad traipsing around my cafeteria at work today.
Chick looked like she was coming straight out of The Real Housewives of New Jersey.
It was bad enough just looking at her outfit, and then I look down, and what do I see?
A protective medical boot adorned with a LEOPARD PRINT heel in order to match the high heel on her left foot.
Astounding. This type of tackiness is simply astounding.
The question is – When you open up her closet, she undoubtedly has dozens of pairs of high heels, but does she have like 50 protective boots to match the style of that left shoe?
For Sure NOT Match Your Protective Boot To Your Tacky High Heels
~ Shout out to the Cafeteria on this one