NY Daily News – A decorated ex-cop who claimed he tested positive for cocaine because he ingested the drug during oral sex with his girlfriend can’t have his job back, a Manhattan judge has ruled.

What the fuck kind of excuse is that?

Am I missing something?  Was her Pharoahe’s Tomb filled with yip?

The couple met at a punk concert and, according to court records, they “would often sweat” while having sex “three or four times per week.”

Oh now it makes perfect sense. FSN.

For Sure NOT Test Positive Because Your Yipped Up Girl Sweat On You.

~ Shout out to Johnny C. for the link

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