Feeding picky eaters can be a pain.

Just ask Lyndel Toppin’s fiancée, whose middle finger was almost chopped off when Toppin allegedly attacked her with a kitchen knife, according to Upper Darby police.

The reason for the assault, cops say, was a poorly made meatball sandwich. Specifically, the cheese placement was all wrong, which infuriated Toppin. “That was the catalyst,” police Superintendent Michael Chitwood said.

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times: If you don’t wanna get beat, you better get your cheese placement right.

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~ Shout out to the Big Pizza for the link

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