Thanks to the ingenious ThinkGeek robot monkeys you can now display the current wi-fi signal strength to yourself and everyone around you with this stylish Wi-Fi Detector Shirt. The glowing bars on the front of the shirt dynamically change as the surrounding wi-fi signal strength fluctuates. Finally you can get the attention you deserve as others bow to you as their reverential wi-fi god, while geeky chicks swoon at your presence. You can thank us later.

FS Reverential Wi Fi God!

I need a t shirt just like this that detects drink specials and shit like that at a bar.  It will be a BAC Meter, and as you walk by a bar, if it has cheap beer my BAC T shirt starts climbing.

Anyway, I digress.

I never thought “Washing Instructions” could be funny, but once again I have been proven wrong:

Washing Instructions

  1. Carefully peel animated decal from front of T-Shirt
  2. Unplug ribbon connector behind decal and remove decal
  3. Unplug battery pack and remove it
  4. You can leave the ribbon cable inside the shirt
  5. Machine wash gentle cycle on cold
  6. Hang to dry
    Please Note: If you plug the connector into the battery pack backwards the shirt will not animate properly. It will not damage the shirt. Simply reverse the connector

Please.  Do I look like a guy who would leave the Ribbon Connector plugged in to his battery pack before washing his Wi Fi T Shirt?

For Sure NOT.


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