Thanks to the ingenious ThinkGeek robot monkeys you can now display the current wi-fi signal strength to yourself and everyone around you with this stylish Wi-Fi Detector Shirt. The glowing bars on the front of the shirt dynamically change as the surrounding wi-fi signal strength fluctuates. Finally you can get the attention you deserve as others bow to you as their reverential wi-fi god, while geeky chicks swoon at your presence. You can thank us later.
FS Reverential Wi Fi God!
I need a t shirt just like this that detects drink specials and shit like that at a bar. It will be a BAC Meter, and as you walk by a bar, if it has cheap beer my BAC T shirt starts climbing.
Anyway, I digress.
I never thought “Washing Instructions” could be funny, but once again I have been proven wrong:
- Carefully peel animated decal from front of T-Shirt
- Unplug ribbon connector behind decal and remove decal
- Unplug battery pack and remove it
- You can leave the ribbon cable inside the shirt
- Machine wash gentle cycle on cold
- Hang to dry
Please Note: If you plug the connector into the battery pack backwards the shirt will not animate properly. It will not damage the shirt. Simply reverse the connector
Please. Do I look like a guy who would leave the Ribbon Connector plugged in to his battery pack before washing his Wi Fi T Shirt?
For Sure NOT.