You fucked me Missouri. You fucked me.
Mizzou grabbed me by the throat and made me its bitch last nite like that dude Theron from 300.
They were like “This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this.”
And they were certainly right.
As Far as The FSN Pool goes top 5 is all the same except “For Sure Not Going To Win” is now For Sure NOT going to win cuz Duke got rocked by Nova last nite, so “Kenny and Antoine Tyler” (in reference to the saddest movie of all time, The Sixth Man) jumps into the top 5.
Duke REALLY F’d “Shalom Mother Fucka.” Interestingly, shalom is quite appropriate as a name, as it means both hello, and now good bye. Shalom, Shalom Mother Fucka, we hardly knew you…
On to the Elite Eight.