May 10, 2009…This little retard better mark that shit down on his little retard calender and get Lucy Baxter the best fucking Mother’s Day gift the world has ever seen.
In case you were wondering, here is Otto The Retard’s first pick for a chick he’d like to bang, Fearne Cotton:
Oh really Otto? Really?
Its like the old saying “beggars can’t be choosers” except its “FUCKIN RETARDED KIDS CAN’T PICK U.K. SMOKESHOWS AS THE CHICK THEY’D LIKE THE MOTHER TO PAY IN ORDER TO FUCK THEM.”
For Sure NOT Have Sex With a Retard
~ Shout out to Owen of the link. Ca Caw!
**UPDATE: Fearne Cotton’s boyfriend has apparently heard about Otto The Retard’s crush on his girlfriend. He had this to say: “Bring it on, motherfucker. My mom paid first”
For Sure Retarded Bidding War For Sexual Relations With Fearne Cotton