FSN Throwback of the Day

Throwback of the Day – UNICEF Boxes on Halloween

Remember these fuckin things?  What a sham this shit was.

I was like “ummm my right hand is for various tools of vandalism and my left hand is for my f’n garbage bag full of free candy, so how I am supposed to carry around this box of pennies for the poor kids?”

How ironic that the school system chose Halloween – one of the most decadent, depraved, debauch holidays in which kids parade around town, violently razing the town and gluttonously stuffing themselves with candy most likely spiked with roofies and acid from pedophiles – to utilize these boxes to collect a few pennies for the kids with swollen bellies and flies on their eyes.

That makes perfect sense, America.

For Sure NOT.

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