Its no secret that I think the world is populated by a bunch of pussies. And it’s because of shit like this:
“You kind of don’t want chips for a while” after something like that, she said.
I will never, ever eat chips out of a bag again,” she said. “They will be dumped in the bowl.”
She’s glad she found the phone and not a child who might have put it in his or her mouth, she said.
A CHILD WHO WOULD HAVE PUT IT IN THEIR MOUTH? Am I still on planet Earth? Are we human?
Last time I checked, getting a fucking cell phone in your $0.75 bag of chips is called a free prize. Shes acting like she found a cow’s penis in her chips.
If you ask me, this Clancy family who makes these chips should get some Honor Credits from this bitch.
For Sure NOT a Bad Thing To Get A Cell Phone In Your Chips
~ Shout out to the Garbageman for the link