Wisconsin – A Nokia phone found its way into a bag of Clancy’s Ripple Potato Chips, where it surprised Wisconsin nosher Emma Schweiger.

Its no secret that I think the world is populated by a bunch of pussies.  And it’s because of shit like this:

“You kind of don’t want chips for a while” after something like that, she said.

I will never, ever eat chips out of a bag again,” she said. “They will be dumped in the bowl.”

She’s glad she found the phone and not a child who might have put it in his or her mouth, she said.

A CHILD WHO WOULD HAVE PUT IT IN THEIR MOUTH?  Am I still on planet Earth? Are we human?

Last time I checked, getting a fucking cell phone in your $0.75 bag of chips is called a free prize.  Shes acting like she found a cow’s penis in her chips.

If you ask me, this Clancy family who makes these chips should get some Honor Credits from this bitch.

For Sure NOT a Bad Thing To Get A Cell Phone In Your Chips

~ Shout out to the Garbageman for the link


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