Rookie of the Year – Hayden Panettiere – Remember the Titans – 2000
Well here’s a rare situation – A Throwback Smokeshow that was too young to be on Are You Afraid of the Dark? I mean for Christ’s sake this chick was born in 1989…thats almost the f’n 1990s. Also, I think she stopped growing in about 1992, because she is a MIDGET.
So, that means Hayden meets all the criteria on my list:
1. Still a teenager – CHECK.
2. Unable to beat me up –
CHECK. Most Likely CHECK. Hopefully CHECK. FUCK this probably isn’t a check cuz she probably does kickboxing and stupid shit like that.
Ok, so she meets one of the items on my list. She’s batting .500.
Anyway, I digress. This isn’t about me.
Who woulda thought little old Sheryl Yoast from Remember the Titans would grow up to looks like this:
I never watched Heroes, but For Sure Save the Cheerleader