How the FUCK am I supposed to pay homage to George Washington and his wooden teeth, or Abraham Lincoln and his 6ft 4 lanky ass, when I’m stuck behind this desk, posting shit on this site that nobody is even gonna read cuz nobody else is even at fucking work today?

How bout this for a bad ass Lincoln fact – “Even though he was strong, a talented wrestler, and proficient with an axe, Lincoln disliked killing and harming animals, even for food.”

For Sure Proficient with axe

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