Fuckin Blair Witch up there was in a car accident and broke her fingernails.
You know there’s one person out there who dresses this chick and I’m sure does a lot more intimate things to this haggardly side show every day who is fucking ECSTATIC.
Lets take a second and forget about this witch’s fingernails and look at her horrific face.
Bitch looks like the guy from Indiana Jones who “chose poorly” and drank from the wrong cup:
For Sure Chose Poorly