Ahhh yes, the old “Too Drunk to Get Your Shoes Off” game.  Been there many-a-time.  I even once contemplated getting a pair of Drinking Shoes that were velcro.

And you know I’d KILL IT by criss-crossing the straps to make an X

Anyway, I digress.  This text message was after a voicemail in which my man GP said he needed me to be his life coach.

Asking me to be your life coach is like asking a pedophile to babysit your kids.

Life Coach? For Sure Not.

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