Here’s a little riddle.  For everyone who is NOT FUCKING INSANE it should be an easy question:

If you already have 6 kids at home and your husband is in the military, should you:

A) STOP GETTING FUCKING KNOCKED UP

B) have EIGHT MORE KIDS.

Bubble in “A” on the Scan-Tron you dumb slut!

“”It was a surprise of our life when we in fact discovered there was an eighth baby,” she said. “We never had an assignment for baby H nurse or baby H doctor. We just had to go on the fly and figure out what to do. “Baby G nurse stepped up. We handed off the baby to baby G nurse. She then delivered that last baby to the neonatologist of the baby F” (http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/01/30/mother.octuplets/index.html)

If you need to assign letters at all to your babies, let alone letters as far along as fucking H (which is actually baby N cuz you have six other pain-in-the-asses at home) you have made a horrible horrible decision.

If I’m ever in the delivery room and they start yelling out letters I’m yelling out “FSN” and jumping out the window.

For Sure Not field an entire kindergarten class with just your children

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