LADY LAKE, Fla. – It’s 11 p.m. at the Bourbon Street Bar, and Roselyn’s gyrating her hips to the blues band, Sue’s sipping a cocktail and flirting with her new boyfriend, and Alan is scanning the crowd for cute girls.

“See those two?” a buxom blonde asks, pointing to an elegant couple at the bar. “They were caught having sex in their golf cart a few weeks ago. It happens a lot!”

Welcome to ground zero for geriatrics who are seriously getting it on.  (http://www.nypost.com/seven/01252009/news/nationalnews/retire_to_the_bedroom_151976.htm)

Um, can you say “Spring Break ‘09?”  Male to female ratio of 10 to 1?  Thats stupendous.

Seriously though, if I’m 75 years old, and one day I wake up in a place called The Villages, with golf courses, bars, clubs, restaurants and approximately 63,000 women who want to fuck me, I am TWO THOUSAND PERCENT assuming I died in my sleep and I am now in heaven.

“One overly charming lady-killer known as “Mr. Midnight” boasted of one of his conquests last year: “Absolutely beautiful. I’ve had her a few times. She comes over, takes a shower, jumps in bed, and then gets dressed and leaves. She’s simply the best.”

FOR SURE MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN

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~ Shout out to Dermy for stalking old chicks and finding this.  You’re filthy Dermy.

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