FSN Throwback of the Day

Throwback of the Day – Wild Things Threesome Scene – 1998

(Note: At this point I guess I’m a full blown smut peddler, but even I couldn’t post this video cuz its straight up porn.  At least a dozen of my millions of readers are still gainfully employed and watching this shit at work will FOR SURE get you fired. That being said, I know all you motherfuckers have this video bookmarked on your favorites, so check out this scene and then come back to me)

A couple things about today’s Throwback:

1. Denise Richards BRINGS THE HEAT in this shit dressed as a school girl.  Matter of fact, Denise brings the heat all day, errday.  I wonder if she started the school girl look, or Britney Spears.  Both this movie and Britney’s video came out in 1998.  I guess its like the chicken or the egg, but in this case both the chicken and the egg give me erections.

Anyway Denise Richards is just straight up a filthy lady, and she’s got maybe the best “F Me Face” anyone has ever seen.

2. I love how Neve Campbell goes from apprehensive about the situation to dousing Denise Richards in champagne.  Another thing about Neve Campbell: She’s not necessarily a smokeshow, but she was everywhere during the 90s after she did Scream.  And after you see some chick time and time again NOT having a threesome on camera, its always nice to see her having one.

3. The most important shot of the whole scene: when Matt Dillon folds up Denise Richards’ thong and puts it in his pocket.  Are you fuckin SERIOUS?  That’s one of the most deliberately perverted pimpery moves in the bedroom I’ve ever seen, and I absolutely love it.  10 Honor Credits to the director cuz he clearly takes an extra second to film him slowly doing this cuz hes knows its the most badass moves ever.

4. On the whole, the Wild Things Threesome was a defining moment in the lives of all guys currently in their 20s.  Matter of fact, this sex scene marked an epoch in the calender lives of all men.  The year this movie was filmed was 1998 B.W.T.T (Before Wild Things Threesome) and then we reset at 0 A.W.T.T.

For Sure Denise Richards and Neve Campbell corrupted me.

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