This dude sat 4 seats to my right at this Sunday’s Giants-Eagles NFC Divisional Playoff game. He should never be allowed at a sporting event ever again. Unless you are a mafia don or gangster at a boxing match, you cannot wear a fur coat to a professional sports event.
FUR SURE NOT FUR COAT (get it? Get it? For sounds like fur. That’s funny right? ::runs away crying::)