Taking a look at Rachel’s Track & Field profile here, its clear things would never work out between me and her.

A) 6 feet tall??? Thats like 8 feet tall in chick-height.

B) She’s a middle distance runner at Baylor.

That right there breaks my two cardinal rules for chicks to date.

1) Never date a chick taller than you

2) Never date a chick more athletic than you.

You know, cuz as they say: Its hard to beat your girlfriend when they are stronger than you and faster than you.

Right? Right? Don’t they say that?



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