January 31, 2009

Our first ever induction to the G Chat Registry Hall of Fame is a conversation between Weisel and J Love.  It is, without a doubt, the most preposterous, most asinine conversation that two humans have ever heard.  Head over to the G Chat Registry in the Sky to read it in it’s entirety. (http://gchatregistry.tumblr.com/post/74690536/absolute-value-of-gq)

For Sure Absolute Value of GQ

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January 31, 2009

Would you F Pat Summit?

Before answering, remember: you could win 33 games a year for the next 30 years and still not have 1,000 wins.

Plus, can you IMAGINE what it would be like if everyone is trading war stories about who the F’d and you could throw out PAT FUCKING SUMMIT?????? You could literally tear the house down every time you told it.

Vote FS or FSN.

FS.

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January 31, 2009

This is Uncle Majic and his brother Shock-Kim.  He’s the motherfuckin Hip Hop Magician! According to his commercial, he’s the magician all the celebrities go to for their kids’ birthday parties.  And we’re talking mega-celebrities like Mike Epps, Karl Kani, and even Allan Houston.

According to his “About Me,” It’s not just his Hip Hop sensibility that seperates Uncle Majic from the others. He can make a building “disappar,” he can make it snow in the summertime, and the only thing that distinguishes him from David Blaine is a few thousand dollars.

At one point in your life do you decide: Yes, being a hip hop magician is the thing for me.  Let me get Allan Houston on the line and convince him to hire me to mystify his son with hip hop wizardry.

Uncle Majic, For Sure Kill Yourself

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~ Shout out to dumpy dump


January 31, 2009

January 31, 2009

This is seriously one of the funniest things ever.

For Sure Peer Pressure.

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January 30, 2009

I was all set to root for the Cardinals this weekend, but then I realized that Large’s sister is a Steelers fan.  So if she’s down with Pittsburgh, so am I.

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January 30, 2009

This is a little something I like to call “too little, too late” folks.

FSTLTL

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