Kelly Kapowski – Saved By The Bell – 1989
There is only one woman on the planet earth who was more influential in my life than Kelly Kapowski, and that’s my mother. And its still a toss up at that. Kelly Kapowski was THAT important. She let me know I wasn’t gay.
She is the most important Smokeshow of the 90s generation. Some will argue Pam Anderson as CJ in Baywatch. Point well taken, valid argument there. But nobody could relate to The Hoff and a crew of life guards running around the beach. Every kid could relate to Bayside School: Every guy wanted to be Zack, and wanted to fuck Kelly. And by “wanted to fuck” I mean “wanted to give Kelly one of those television/movie kisses where you open your mouth but don’t slip any tongue.”
Whether she was working at the Max:
Or in her lifeguard uniform at Malibu Sands:
Or in her Bayside Cheerleading Uniform:
Or in a various assortment of floral pattern dresses:
Bottom line, she was a can’t miss SS. She was Rookie of the Year in 1989, MVP in 1993, and now, in 2009, I present Kelly Kapowski with the first ever FSN SS Lifetime Achievement Award.
For being the greatest Highschool Cheerleader Babe of All Time, Kelly Kapowski always has been, and always will be the most important Smokeshow of the 1990s.
For Sure Kelly Kapowski